You just wouldn't understand. The sunglasses, the casual confidence, the effortless style, the resistance to just put her hair up in a bun...everything
See, try to understand, I don't hate her. I work with kids and she's a kid, so I'd probably like her reasonably well if she got referred to my program. When she grows up she might become an interesting adult. In the meantime, however, she appears clearly adolescent and as such she needs to be protected by us caring professionals from wierd old guys who see any woman over fourteen (sorry, seventeen-and-a-half, supposedly) as being something akin to Betty White, apparently.(creeeeeeepy, dude)
Selena Goo Goo, if you ever feel traumatized by the continually untoward attention you receive on this or any other such site, counselors are available to assist. As are the police, if this behaviour should ever escalate to actual stalking.
Cal, counseling is also available for middle-aged men with inappapriate fixations. Just in case you have any (ahem) "friends" who might need help...
Oh and if I "hated" you would I care so dearly for you? Any guy who loves cats so dearly and finds such cool pictures (other than the goo goo wierdness) is OK with me.
(even if he IS a stinking Gemini, the mortal enemies of us peerless Pisceans)
Yes I always portray her in the most disgusting light. In fact my entire blog is dedicated to girls under the legal age who I show in scenes of bondage and other forms of degredation. I need to be stopped before I admire again.
Honestly, officer, I was always so gentle and respectful with her! Trust me, I know what fourteen-year-olds need, and did everything I possibly could to make it beautiful for her! She'll thank me when she's older!
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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You just wouldn't understand. The sunglasses, the casual confidence, the effortless style, the resistance to just put her hair up in a bun...everything
You just hate her cause I like her. You don't see me hating on your girl Betty White do you?
See, try to understand, I don't hate her. I work with kids and she's a kid, so I'd probably like her reasonably well if she got referred to my program. When she grows up she might become an interesting adult. In the meantime, however, she appears clearly adolescent and as such she needs to be protected by us caring professionals from wierd old guys who see any woman over fourteen (sorry, seventeen-and-a-half, supposedly) as being something akin to Betty White, apparently.(creeeeeeepy, dude)
Selena Goo Goo, if you ever feel traumatized by the continually untoward attention you receive on this or any other such site, counselors are available to assist. As are the police, if this behaviour should ever escalate to actual stalking.
Cal, counseling is also available for middle-aged men with inappapriate fixations. Just in case you have any (ahem) "friends" who might need help...
Oh and if I "hated" you would I care so dearly for you?
Any guy who loves cats so dearly and finds such cool pictures (other than the goo goo wierdness) is OK with me.
(even if he IS a stinking Gemini, the mortal enemies of us peerless Pisceans)
Yes I always portray her in the most disgusting light. In fact my entire blog is dedicated to girls under the legal age who I show in scenes of bondage and other forms of degredation. I need to be stopped before I admire again.
Honestly, officer, I was always so gentle and respectful with her!
Trust me, I know what fourteen-year-olds need, and did everything I possibly could to make it beautiful for her! She'll thank me when she's older!
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