Monday, March 1, 2010

Answer Me This My People





If I called the 'Make-A-Wish" people and said that I was dying and only the gentle touch of Selena Gomez could ease my suffering, would I see positive results? Or am I being selfish? Do you think a letter writing campaign would help?

8 comments:

DrGoat said...

I think a healthy donation to the "Make a Wish People" would probably do wonders to get your gentle touch realized. Maybe we can get a raffle or something going to benefit your worthy cause.
I do know you can get a gentle touch experience in Vegas for considerably less money. But of course, it wouldn't be Ms. Gomez.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Yeh, I pretty much figured it was the unreachable dream. The cheque is in the mail.

vancouver mark said...

Haven't been to Red Deer in many years but if it's like most small cities today its downtown probably includes business establishments where attendants are waiting to provide that "gentle touch" you are looking for.
I would suspect that for an extra twenty or two you'll find one who would be quite happy to wear a Selena Goo Goo mask and do what she can to make you happy.

Pearl said...

Hope springs eternal!

Pearl

Leviathud said...

Even though you might just get your wish; let me warn from your folly with my story... there are Shania Twains who do not look like or have the gentle touch of Shania Twain and the make a wish people know that. bastards!

Professor Chaos said...

i think you might get to meet Chris Hansen instead. But he's kinda cute, too.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

It would get you slapped with a restraining order. ;o)

Unknown said...

you could hire a fake dying kid, much like bobby brady did to meet joe nameth, then when go-go gets to your house you can play catch with her and maybe pizza... it worked for bobby... and just tell them "it's your first day"