If I called the 'Make-A-Wish" people and said that I was dying and only the gentle touch of Selena Gomez could ease my suffering, would I see positive results? Or am I being selfish? Do you think a letter writing campaign would help?
I think a healthy donation to the "Make a Wish People" would probably do wonders to get your gentle touch realized. Maybe we can get a raffle or something going to benefit your worthy cause. I do know you can get a gentle touch experience in Vegas for considerably less money. But of course, it wouldn't be Ms. Gomez.
Haven't been to Red Deer in many years but if it's like most small cities today its downtown probably includes business establishments where attendants are waiting to provide that "gentle touch" you are looking for. I would suspect that for an extra twenty or two you'll find one who would be quite happy to wear a Selena Goo Goo mask and do what she can to make you happy.
Even though you might just get your wish; let me warn from your folly with my story... there are Shania Twains who do not look like or have the gentle touch of Shania Twain and the make a wish people know that. bastards!
you could hire a fake dying kid, much like bobby brady did to meet joe nameth, then when go-go gets to your house you can play catch with her and maybe pizza... it worked for bobby... and just tell them "it's your first day"
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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I think a healthy donation to the "Make a Wish People" would probably do wonders to get your gentle touch realized. Maybe we can get a raffle or something going to benefit your worthy cause.
I do know you can get a gentle touch experience in Vegas for considerably less money. But of course, it wouldn't be Ms. Gomez.
Yeh, I pretty much figured it was the unreachable dream. The cheque is in the mail.
Haven't been to Red Deer in many years but if it's like most small cities today its downtown probably includes business establishments where attendants are waiting to provide that "gentle touch" you are looking for.
I would suspect that for an extra twenty or two you'll find one who would be quite happy to wear a Selena Goo Goo mask and do what she can to make you happy.
Hope springs eternal!
Pearl
Even though you might just get your wish; let me warn from your folly with my story... there are Shania Twains who do not look like or have the gentle touch of Shania Twain and the make a wish people know that. bastards!
i think you might get to meet Chris Hansen instead. But he's kinda cute, too.
It would get you slapped with a restraining order. ;o)
you could hire a fake dying kid, much like bobby brady did to meet joe nameth, then when go-go gets to your house you can play catch with her and maybe pizza... it worked for bobby... and just tell them "it's your first day"
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