Slick you tentacled bastard, really slick. Toy Story 3? Really? I have no doubt this character will be the funny one, the best buddy one, the one who saves the day at the cost of his life which is JUST the way you'd like it.
It is said to admire your enemy and take pleasure in his success so I have to give you this one. Unfortunately our side doesn't have a mascot since I refused to wear the costume without a cape. That was my mistake. Kudos my friend, kudos. I can see children all over the world embracing your sticky goodness. But tell me...have you thought this through to the end?
Once you get a taste of that fan worship and the love of a small child, how will you ever be able to eat one again? How will you be able to lure them to their death in the murky depth where you lay your bulbous head?
Do you have any idea how venomous and fickle human novelty worship is? Kill ONE child and they will turn on you with a vengeance not seen since that gardener in the Old Testament. You know the one, with a fetish for keeping all his apples to himself? Just saying, buddy. See you on opening day...bitch.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.