This invention was listed under a set of stupid inventions but this one is actually a great one. I mangle magazines and hate hate hate to hold up the paper to read in the toilet. Now for those of you who don't think that someone should read in the bathroom let me assure you that, yes, you are insane. How else do you ever keep up on current events? Are you too GOOD to 'drop the kids off at the pool' without something to distract you from the horrible thing you are creating in that bowl? What do you think about if you don't read something? When to pinch? How much to pinch? Pinching out a Taj Mahal? Beating your record from the yesterday for both time allotted and pile height? See what happens when you aren't reading. You do sick things you sickies.
http://pigjockey.com/2010/03/04/top-10-stupid-inventions/
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4 comments:
How long before someone makes a sturdier version to hold a laptop?
Well, I've never been one to spend a huge amount of time reading in there, and I've even cut THAT down since I read Kevin Smith's book and the chapters on his battles with anal fissures.
"Drop the kids off at the pool???" Brilliant, sir.
"Beating your record from the yesterday for both time allotted and pile height?" :-D
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