Well it seems we lost productive citizen Corey Haim today. That was not much of a surprise. Another child star left to take care of himself by the industry and parents that exploited him when he was cute. Who is next? I have two possible suggestions.
With all her dirty 'ho' behavior and just general stupidity I gotta go with Lindsay Lohan. Her latest effort to sue 'E-Trades' for 100 million dollars for using her name (which she feel is so unique and recognizable like Oprah or Cher) just shows the hubris of this Florida ditch pig. Next she will be going after 'Lindsay Brand Toilet Brushes' for making her look good. She can go away and I would never miss her.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can go together at the same time into the volcano they are flying over. To see this useless, mentally deficient twit preach to girls that 'inner beauty' is the most important thing while having 10 surgical procedures in ONE day is beyond stupid. Her new album (which she compared to 'Thriller') sold less than 700 copies. The NAMBLA boys's choir's album sold twice that. Spencer just makes me want to punch him in the face, repeatedly.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
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I think Lindsey Lohan is this generation's Keith Richards. She's going to live so long that our grandchildren will wonder why the hell they know who this person is.
As for that other pair... I hope it is soon, and I hope it hurts.
I'd say Dick Cheney but that bastard can survive an atomic blast just like the cockroach he is.
Jeff Conaway i think is on the road to dirtnap hotel.
Feldman will be close behind. They are intertwined fated lovers! One cannot survive without the other!
I so want to see Lohan ridiculed somemore but we are truly out of options. She makes Misha Barton look like Joan Rivers.
Didn't think of Conway...and he has the added quality of being a drug addled baby. Yeh, he could go. Oh Oh Oh..that Kari An from Dr Mew's Celebrity Sex/Drug/Attention Addiction show. I really hate her. It's an embarrassment of riches for the grim reaper this time.
Fnord - bite your tongue. I world without only one Corey left in it is bad enough. If we lose both of them then we will suffer the apocalypse.
Haim is the second of the fated three. Andrew Koenig who played Boner on Growing Pains was number 1. I'm going to throw one from obscurity and say Kristy McNichol for the 3rd.
Sad, the loss there. The potential just squandered. I would go with Lohan, but I think Darius might be on to something. Or Conaway, as Drake said.
But not Kristy McNichol! She has to live!
Very esoterric choice there TS. Totally out of left field. The Reaper is attacking a particular time period this time. Final Destination - The Continuing Adventures
All I can say is, it better not be Blossom or Punky Brewster next.
Darius,
except Keith actually has a modicum of talent and is fun to watch.
Oh, how I wish I could say "Who are Heidi & Spencer?" God, I wish I could say that...
I hear you Megan..and Darius...I LOVE me some Blossom (she played a lesbian on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm') and the all grown up Punky Brewster. She grew up to be quite delicious.
How about Scott Baio? I could do with less of him.
Are you talking about the 'immortal' Scott Baio who sold his soul to the devil for eternal youth? His is the spawn of Lucifer himself.
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