Friday, May 14, 2010

Halo


I admit that I am not a gamer. You have to have dedication to spend hours learning a game to be good enough at it to enjoy yourself. I am intrigue often to take up the hobby but my mind would not be able to focus for long enough to actually be any good at the games.

I wouldn't mind a Tiger Woods golf game for my P.C. because those are relatively simple to use and the graphics and game play are really spectacularly realistic.

I saw this ad for the 'Halo' game on the inside back cover of a X-Men comic today and I loved the way they explained the premise of the game. Sounds like a normal day at the 'Cave of Cool'. I especially like the imagery of 'judgement raining down' on the aliens and how they will 'know fear'.

I have always said that if aliens ever do decide to try to take over the Earth they had best kill us ALL in the first strike because if they don't they will be in for more retribution that they have ever known.

We don't even like each other. How do you think we would react to someone who came from OFF PLANET to mess with us. Trust me alien menace, you do not want our little lizard brains thinking up ways to kill you. It's what we do best.

2 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

You know I think that instead of waiting for an alien menace, isntead of cowering in feasr as Stephen Hawking would have us do, I say we take it to them.

We've been terrorozing and genociding each other for millenia and we're all the same species. Why can't we be the badass invaders? The aliens in ID4? We could do that in as heartbeat.

I say let's play to our strengths as a species. Let's do it to them before they do it to us.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Hey, I am all with you brother. I always say that if they don't lock their spaceship door then I am gonna steal that ship and reek havoc on them and anyone else I percieve as being evil.

Also they need to keep eye of their raygun pistols because if I ever SEE one I will want it.

The moral of this story is that any alien that comes to help us best just keep going. Anything you share with us about your advanced technical achievments will be used against you in a violent way.

Then after we have your warp technolgy THEN we will go out and mess up the rest of the universe.

That is probably why the aliens visit us. Just to make sure we can never get our grubby hands on the knowledge we will need to escape this planet.

"The line must be drawn HERE. The moon and no further." - paraphrasing Captain Picard.