Friday, May 7, 2010

I Am No Longer Afraid Of Terrorists


I appears the Pakistani/American Times Square car bomber (who the 'Daily Show' has dubbed the 'Wanabomber' - very cute) was not only and idiot for trying to light a poorly constructed bomb with fireworks. He also left his keys in the lock of the rear SUV door he packed with explody things. He needed his landlord to let him back into his apartment when he got home because the keys to his apartment on that keyring. WOW.

How did these chuckle heads ever pull off 9/11. Osama Bin Laden must have been so shocked to hear the news on 9/11 - "WTF? It WORKED? Holy Shit! Quick Abudul, get me a cassette tape. I want to record me a message. Really? It worked? The towers are down? High fives all around boys."

Seem only government/corporations can kill you these days. More people have been killed by unsafe mines and oil spills than have been killed this year by any foreign terrorists. Home grown idiot are the thing we really need to fear.

Now get out of Iraq and Afghanistan and stop your search for the mythical Muslim boogeyman that YOU yourself are creating by being in that area. I promise that when you leave the people there will turn against the REAL people responsible for their suffering and maybe, just maybe, something positive will come out of all this crap.

Am I the ONLY one who sees this?

7 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

A real terrorist would have stayed with the car, exploded the bomb, Times Square and himself. This guy just didn't have the fanatical/terrorist chops. Typical, squeamish, American born wannabe terrorist.

I don't admire terrorists, but I do admire guys with guts. This dude didn't have any

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

That goes back to what I always say...if you are gonna do ANYTHING, you go FULL RETARD on it. If it means anything to you, I don't care what it is, I want to see some effort.

As much as I deplore what happened on 9/11, if I was holding the rope for Bin Laden's execution (and let's face it, he would be killed in a decidely OLD SCHOOL way) I would whisper to him before I loop the necktie that it was an particularly impressive piece of evil that he orchestrated there.

I always love it when those bank robbers get away with 600 million dollars. Steal 10 dollars and you are a punk. Steal 100 million without killing anyone then you are a folk hero.

Nomad said...

Isn't that kind of dangerous?
Says the girl with a Tommy.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

First of all - 'Nomad' is a girl? Now THAT is a 'conspiracy theory' I like. I don't know why I always thought you were a boy. Good to know.

vancouver mark said...

Don't believe any of it. That car bomb didn't work because they only wanted to scare people, not redevelop the Times Square real estate.
Either that or somebody happened to be walking by that minute on 42nd Street who is somehow necessary to God's plan in some future event, so He stopped the bomb.

And when they "get out" of Afghanistan and Iraq it'll be a partial deployment at best, as the US follows Israel into Iran.

Megan said...

But Cal, how can we protest the war(s) when American Idol is on?

(Sigh)

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I am just selfish like that Megan. So until American Idol contestants make toast and rainbows with their buttholes I will continue to boycott that show. As I have said many times, that show just isn't good for me. I just hate it so much that to actually watch it would make my head and underwear explode all at the same time.

I do love to read how others enjoy it though. I don't judge them because I like crap like Sober House and Celebrity Rehab and Toughest Asshole Consels Couples.