Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Kitty Feels My Pain

Friday, May 7, 2010

Kitty Feels My Pain

9 comments:

TS Hendrik said...: For the love of mercy, stop judging that kitten Cal!; May 7, 2010 at 11:17 AM
M. D. Jackson said...: Okay, okay! I'll stop! Just... make the kitten stop screaming!; May 7, 2010 at 11:20 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: NO NO NO...you missed the point TC. Both me AND the kitten are being judged. Damn that Ned Flanders.

I will make it stop MD but then the screaming of the lambs will just start all over in your head.; May 7, 2010 at 11:43 AM
M. D. Jackson said...: Damn you, Calvinbal Lector!; May 7, 2010 at 11:50 AM
Anonymous said...: Someone judged me and they took my blogs away!

Drake, late of the Eclectic Banana.; May 7, 2010 at 1:33 PM
M. D. Jackson said...: That really sucks what happened to Drake.; May 7, 2010 at 1:39 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: You aren't kidding. Drake had some great blogs going. Was it the 'boob nazis' again?

I had one blip yesterday with my blog roll and I had a panic attack. I am determined to reach 5000 posts and fill up my alloted space before going onto CAVE OF COOL 2.

I wonder if there is a way to copy each of my posts and print them off complete with picture and text and comments. I could then put them in an album and they will live forever that way because it seems that anyone can capricioulsy destroy my work in a second.; May 7, 2010 at 1:59 PM
M. D. Jackson said...: Put all your posts into one PDF and market them as a POD book at LULU. Who knows? Someone might by the mammoth book of POSTS FROM THE CAVE OF COOL (volume 1). The posts would exist extant of the blog and you might even make some money in the process.

Just an idea.; May 7, 2010 at 4:06 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: MD, you magnificent bastard you. How does one do this PDF thing? I must know this magic you speak of. If only for myself I need to get my shit saved. Would it work to save it on one of those flash drives? When you got a second let me know by email maybe?

Now I could extend that by making a 'BEST OF' collection of some of my better ramblings? Who wouldn't love that as a big coffee table book. Maybe a five thousand post event.; May 7, 2010 at 4:19 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.