Friday, May 14, 2010

Velma by Cully Hamner


I think we all know what my robot girlfriend will look like when they perfect the technology. The ones the Japanese are making today are just glorified Roombas. Not that I don't need to clean my floors but it would be nice if she could dance a mean Tango and make a wicked grilled cheese sandwich. If you are gonna invest in a robot girlfriend it's important to splurge on the extras package.

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7 comments:

Bossy Betty said...

Good luck in your search for the perfect female robot. I know she is out there looking for you right now.

M. D. Jackson said...

I don't blame you. Velma was always hot. I didn't get what everybody saw in Daphne. It was always Velma.

As for the robot, just make sure that it doesn't use your affection for it to sabotage the planetary defence grid and allow an attack on...

Oh, wait... that's a different show.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Betty that didn't come out right. Is the robot looking for me with love or an overwhelming desire to follow it's programming to kill me?

M. D. Jackson said...

Yeah, that's scary. A terminator that looks like Velma? You wouldn't stand a chance, Cal.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Hell, I wouldn't stand a chance against a kitten terminator. I know my limitations as a man.

Megan said...

You know I broke my glasses, right? I'm totally getting Velma glasses as a replacement...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Velma glasses??? MEOW!