I trimmed my moustache yesterday and woke up today to the realization that I am now Amish. I would hate to give up my electronic devices. I can't. I won't. Now the sun coming through the window makes me want to shave it down to the goatie and get some 'Just For Men' beard hair coloring. I am not usually so vain but today I am just hating it. What will I tell the biker chicks?
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That's too funny. You have my sympathies. Really. Does that mean I'm not laughing? Hell, no!
I've made similar mistakes, but I usually just shave clean and start again. Never gone "Amish"
So I guess tonight you're gonna party like it's 1899?
Be careful out among the English.
Ya, you'd better do *something*! As much as I love and admire the Amish lifestyle, we just CANNOT lose you to that cult! (I can say that because no Amish are reading this. And if they are.. What the hell are they doing on a computer???!!)
((Hugs))
Laura
(I say this through clenched teeth) Thank you MD. Yes, I will party tonight if the barn is raised in time and if I can heat a rock sufficiently to iron my shirt...my only shirt.
I feel your pain been there done that, try just taking off the 'stach it looks a bit Abe Lincoln but it will grow back much faster than the whole beard. As to the coloring I have been doing my face hair for several years, I like it makes me feel good.
Well aren't you a pretty boy. LOL
I feel you pain as well.
I never want to see that look aimed at me.
Shave it all off and start fresh!
" I feel pretty oh, so pretty." and I don't have a half-adolf. lol
Ok, the Amish statement had me seriously cracking up. Not all Amish follow that technology rule anymore. They just live quiet lives and bake delicious delicious bread.
Me do love bread. Bread is good.
I'm up for a barn raising.
You are like me Drake. You want to meet women who have few other options. We will look like Elvis and another Elvis to them.
Don't worry about the biker chicks, Kal. They're dodging the Amish in favor of heavy metal gun toting tatoo bearing Harley dudes. Besides, it will grow back.
xoRobyn
Thanks for that. If you can forgive my freakish facial hair, I can forgive your deformed finger...if you wear a mitten.
Go radical: Fresh start.
I don't know if I could do that. That may be too radical. Plus I can't find my beard trimmer so I think that is a sign.
Don't shave it off. I had a great beard for about 10 yrs., then I pulled a Cal and slipped...shaved off a big chunk from the 'stache. I ended up with awesome muttonchops for a while. I kinda liked them...looked very Civil-Warish, but I regreted shaving the middle part off.
I am going to leave it alone for a month and see what happens. Not like I have anyone to impress. Thanks for helping me make that decision.
Oh man! I feel your pain. I've done the same thing. I planned on just staying in the house for a few days, but I couldn't! So, I was forced to shave it off. I ern't no amish...
Sure, Kal. I'll either wear a one-fingered mitten to hide my middle finger, or you'll just have to not piss me off.
PS Your facial hair is not freakish but my middle finger is.
xoRobyn
Well you had to have one flaw Robyn. I will try to overcome my natural aversion to crushed fingers and soldier on. Even people in the freak show find love, right?
And you KNOW I adore you - even with 'Crushy' there.
You give a great stinkeye!
To quote Homer Simpson, "Well, it was my major."
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