You can't be scared of me. I am a kitten, a teddy bear. And think of how much your rabbi will like me. A few words of yittish and we are OFF the to amusement park. Staying at the resort like a couple of non-newlyweds. I get to ejoy the company of a cool girl and no one is the wiser.
You need one of those uniforms with all the ribbons on the pocket.. You live in a great spot Cal..except all those tourists during the season. But a lovely place...
Mine looks much the same and with the shaved heads we could be brothers or monks. Mine only gets so long and the g/f says time to trim that thing up. BTW rasta braids are the way to go if it gets longer.
Now you have to post a picture of yours. I could do a feature here at the Cave of Cool. Sorry ladies, your beards in not eligable. You will thank me one day. Now you have me thinking of doing the Rasta thing. I already have the knit hat and my own Reggae Album that we made in college. Some of our song were -
"I Feel It In My Pocket" "I Left It At My Bitches" "Yes, It's Me Mon" "We Not Planning It, We Just Doing It" "Pass The Dutchie" (cover)
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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I look at it and I hear the "Volga Boatmen" song in my head.
Those whiskers are as epic as WAR AND PEACE.
If I didn't know how nice you are, I'd be a little scared. Great gulag beard, Kal.
xoRobyn
You can't be scared of me. I am a kitten, a teddy bear. And think of how much your rabbi will like me. A few words of yittish and we are OFF the to amusement park. Staying at the resort like a couple of non-newlyweds. I get to ejoy the company of a cool girl and no one is the wiser.
Soon your beard will rival Alexander Solzhenitsyn's. I looked up a photo of him. You have a few inches to go.
Awesome. You ought to grow it longer and add two braids....like a pirate.
Indeed it is! Sorry I haven't been around, Cal - moved house. But I'm back up and running now. I need to catch up over here. Might take a while. xoxo
Da, tovarisch!
APPLE FRITTERS?! Tell me more. The Beard is epic. Sometimes i wish i had the ability to grow one.
You need one of those uniforms with all the ribbons on the pocket..
You live in a great spot Cal..except all those tourists during the season. But a lovely place...
Looking great Kal, it has been many years since I grew one.
See that's the kind of beard Thor should have ..... instead of that neatly trimmed designer look that Branagh has went with...
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Yeah I know, bit off topic.
Belle - that has always been my goal since I saw his picture on the back of 'Gular Archipelago' (sp?)
Sam - I could and should go all pirate.
Megan - MEGAN!!!!
Debra - Spaceba!
Laura Bee -
http://www.cookrepublic.com/recipe-archive/apple-fritter-donuts/
Odi - You mean in all this cold weather you didn't even concider it? The biker chicks love it.
Lubbert Das - Hell ya! FOR ASGARD!!!!
YOWZA!
you ain't just whistlin' "dixie" . . . that's a serious flavor savor.
Well I did find a couple of cashews and a chicken wing in it the other day.
Mine looks much the same and with the shaved heads we could be brothers or monks. Mine only gets so long and the g/f says time to trim that thing up. BTW rasta braids are the way to go if it gets longer.
Rasta braids with the beads, of course.
Now you have to post a picture of yours. I could do a feature here at the Cave of Cool. Sorry ladies, your beards in not eligable. You will thank me one day. Now you have me thinking of doing the Rasta thing. I already have the knit hat and my own Reggae Album that we made in college. Some of our song were -
"I Feel It In My Pocket"
"I Left It At My Bitches"
"Yes, It's Me Mon"
"We Not Planning It, We Just Doing It"
"Pass The Dutchie" (cover)
I have to agree, if I didn't know how sweet you are from your blog and just saw this pic, I'd be scared of your beard too.
But then I'd want to tug it.
Yep-very evil looking. ;p
I love it!
((Hugs))
Laura
That's some might impressive face fungus M'lord. As a beard owner/operator myself I feel obliged to share this with you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
Thank you for what you said Laura and Sarah...maybe I am scaring away all the nice girls.
Biker chicks love me though.
Thanks for that vid clip Nick. That is worthy of a post.
Don't know how else to add this so try here. http://s959.photobucket.com/albums/ae71/csmith2884/Halloween%202010/?action=view¤t=PICT0069.jpg
Look at anything you want, but be aware there are lots of noms on there.
That thing is well groomed also!
I need some Victorian beard glue and a little comb to really style it up right.
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