'Forget about plunking down thousands of dollars and putting your name on a yearlong waiting list -- to score New York's latest "it" bag, you're encouraged to eat the cow it comes from first.'
Reminds me about the talking cow at Resturant athe end of the Universe from Hitchhickers guide to the galaxy. The cow was geneticaly engineered not only to talk (obviously). but also "More strongly, it's a cow that wants to be eaten.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
4 comments:
I don't even want to remember my steak came from a living thing, never mind have a purse from a cow I have eaten.
It would be worse if they carried the bag to the slaughterhouse where they worked to further mock the cows.
Reminds me about the talking cow at Resturant athe end of the Universe from Hitchhickers guide to the galaxy. The cow was geneticaly engineered not only to talk (obviously). but also
"More strongly, it's a cow that wants to be eaten.
"let's meet the meat!"
"I'm the special. Try me with some rice!"
Would not want to go there.
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