Lovingly and potentially useful when she tries to kill you later in the relationship and you need to give police something to compare to the fingerprints on the machete, croquet mallet or nail gun - whichever she chooses.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
This Is So Romantic
Lovingly and potentially useful when she tries to kill you later in the relationship and you need to give police something to compare to the fingerprints on the machete, croquet mallet or nail gun - whichever she chooses.
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Gotta right to the forensics, don't ya?
Heh. it worked with the last girlfriend that stole my mother's car.
Art that is both interesting and useful in an attempted murder trial. I like it.
Wait--your girlfriend stole your mother's car????
Yes she did. By sending another girl to my house when I wasn't there pretending to be my Ukrainian mail order bride (true story). My mother caught on pretty quick (she speaks Ukrainian and this girl couldn't) but before she could get her out of the house the keys were stolen.
When the car was recovered there were two Strawberry 'Milk-to-Go bottles in the back. I invited my gf over, got her finerprints on a glass and matched the two sets up to each other as I had taught my Jr. High kids to do in the forensics unit of jr. high science.
Whirls and Ridges - can't fool the whirls and Ridges.
True Stoy.
Also I knew it was her because she ONLY drank Strawberry Milk-to-Go. My mother didn't press charges because the insurance company bought her a new car and we got the old car back after winning an auction at the wreckers.
So it turned out to be a win/win/win. I got a car, my mom got a new car and I got a bitch out of my life for good.
Girls prefer venom for their kills, it's the "clean" option.
Wow, that is some story Cal. Sometimes it is hard to believe what people will do.
The Art? Well, I once threw a box of Crisco at my husband and got him right in the face. But it didn't kill him, so it didn't matter about the prints.
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