Dana Carvey as host of SNL? Here's an situation where the idea is much funnier than the execution. Just like most of Carvey's work. He rarely made me laugh.
A 'Wayne's World' sketch to start the show? OMG this one has all the makings of the most pathetic episode ever. The same lame jokes that were barely entertaining ten years ago. Sad. Mike Myers hasn't made me laugh in a decade either.
Why do I watch this crap every Sunday? It's penance for all my sins I suppose. Unlike church there is always a CHANCE there will be a laugh or two.
OMG, he is singing. And NO ONE IS LAUGHING. I don't think I can do this. Ten minutes in and I want to take my own life.
Church Lady with Justin Beiber? That punk was on the 'Daily Show' last week. WTF world of entertainment?!?! Is this how you try to make yourself hip to the kids. Here's the truth about Beiber - WE ALL HATE HIM.
Unless you are between the ages of 10 and 13 and you are a girl, Beiber is despised. Everyday those 'fans' of his are growing up and to show him to them all the time will only become an embarrassing memory. I feel the same shame when I see Debbie Gibson and Tiffany in some lame SYFY monster movie even when they are fighting at a wedding and they get themselves covered in frosting. It's not erotic, it's just sad.
OMG - ENOUGH!!!! - Kristen Whig in a bad wig singing disco weather? FUCK OFF SNL!!!
Do they test this comedy on somebody with a functioning sense of humor? I don't think so. Now instead of being happy, I am annoyed and homicidal. I think I will just go wait for the paperboy with a shovel.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.