At the press conference Papa Smurf had this to say, "I am not a smurfer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentlesmurfs, that Greedy Smurf, for lack of a better word, is good. Greedy is right, Greedy works. Greedy clarifies, cuts through, and smurfs the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greedy, in all of his forms; Greedy for life, for money, for love, knowledge has smurfed the upward surge of mankind. And Greedy, you mark my words, will not only save Smurfberry Crunch, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Smurf you very much."
I'm becoming more and more convinced that stock market analysts are much like psychologists.
Very quick to ascribe reasons for *why* something happened, after the fact.... but an extremely poor track record for actually looking forward and predicting what will happen in the future.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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At the press conference Papa Smurf had this to say, "I am not a smurfer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentlesmurfs, that Greedy Smurf, for lack of a better word, is good. Greedy is right, Greedy works. Greedy clarifies, cuts through, and smurfs the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greedy, in all of his forms; Greedy for life, for money, for love, knowledge has smurfed the upward surge of mankind. And Greedy, you mark my words, will not only save Smurfberry Crunch, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Smurf you very much."
Those little blue bastards will stop at nothing.
I saw this movie somewhere. Who was the guy that played Papa Smurf?
I'm becoming more and more convinced that stock market analysts are much like psychologists.
Very quick to ascribe reasons for *why* something happened, after the fact.... but an extremely poor track record for actually looking forward and predicting what will happen in the future.
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