Me killing them off, they joining one large suicide cult at the same time? Who can say which is the truth? Did I hurt them or did they just trip and fall because they are clumsy? It's a dangerous world out there and tentacled bastards get injured EVERYDAY in the big city. I like to think of it as the universe returning all their bad karma to them at once. Trust me, I don't lose any sleep over the knowledge that I can get OCTOPUS flavored chips down at the oriental grocer.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
5 comments:
Curses upon curses!!! A pretty, naked redhead girl is an enemy agent! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
...and that is how they GETCHA!
Beware, Cal!
Ive been doing a little research Kal.. and I find there are few to none tentacled creatures up where you live.
Have you been killing them off again?
Me killing them off, they joining one large suicide cult at the same time? Who can say which is the truth? Did I hurt them or did they just trip and fall because they are clumsy? It's a dangerous world out there and tentacled bastards get injured EVERYDAY in the big city. I like to think of it as the universe returning all their bad karma to them at once. Trust me, I don't lose any sleep over the knowledge that I can get OCTOPUS flavored chips down at the oriental grocer.
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