Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: This Is Why I Don't Have Kids

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Because the temptation to mess with their heads would be too much for me to resist.

Anonymous said...: OMG; October 6, 2011 at 3:29 PM
Kyna said...: I don't have kids because I would have to deal with things like potty training and cleaning up puke and stuff. And feeding them. And clothing them. And providing a good, wholesome example.

Eff that shit.; October 6, 2011 at 3:45 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I agree with you Kyna. They are also little germ factories. And they touch my stuff and are sticky. They are a menance and I taught for 20 years so I should know.; October 6, 2011 at 3:49 PM
Steve said...: Evil little creatures. Too loud. Too messy. Can't have an intelligent conversation. Can't buy booze. Useless.; October 7, 2011 at 1:11 AM
M. D. Jackson said...: I've had kids and I can tell you from experience that messing with their heads is half the fun. I loved getting phone calls from elementary teachers who want to know why my daughter believed that the difference between odd and even numbers was that even numbers wore ties and jackets and odd numbers had messy hair and smelled funny.

You can't buy that kind of entertainment!; October 7, 2011 at 6:31 AM
Kal said...: I subbed for a class once and had to give a fifty word spelling test. I used the word POODLE in each sentence just to goof around and most kids wrote the word down several times which totally invalidated the governent test.; October 7, 2011 at 10:57 AM