When You Get The Big Job You Get The Best Hat

This is Sviatoslav Shevchuk. He is 6 years younger than me and was just named Patriarch of the Ukrainian Catholic Church. That's the same as being Pope. Here is a guy a mother can be proud of. And me? What have I done with my life? Well, today I captioned a cat picture and buttered my own toast. But I bet if I really apply myself I can craft a hat that looks just as good as his does. I hope I remember where I put my set of glitter pens. These things can never be too 'showy'.