Wednesday, January 25, 2012

First We Take Back The Moon


Can Mars be far behind?

I refuse to believe that I am not being punked after reading this latest news about Uncle Newty.

Promising The Moon of the Day: On Florida’s Space Coast today, GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich made perhaps the most grandiose promise of any candidate since JFK: A permanent American moon base by the end of his second term.

“By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon and it will be American,” Gingrich told a rapt audience, which responded with a standing ovation.

“We clearly have the capacity that Chinese and the Russians will never come anywhere close to us,” Gingrich said, adding that he also plans to push for the development of propulsion technology capable of getting a man to Mars.

The initiatives would be a joint public-private endeavor, he noted.

Gingrich immediately followed up his grandiose promises by saying that he believes Americans “are instinctively grandiose.” This, too, got a standing ovation.


That's right. Like all his ex-wives he literally has promised everyone the Moon.

8 comments:

spiderkev said...

I've got a moon for him,alright.

spiderkev said...

That can't be his real hair,can it?

Pat Tillett said...

Please! If this man gets elected, we are all in a world of shit. Nothing he can EVER do will, make up for the fact that this man was crucifying Clinton during the Monica Lewinski ordeal, while he was begging for an "open" marriage, so he could continue his affair with his current wife! He is a douche of the first order...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

There is not enough evil Rebublican money in the world to buy the election of Newt. Don't worry. This numnut is heading for a fantastic downfall that will be most sweet to watch. He can't help himself but to fuck up. Without people whooping at the red meat he is tosing them he seems quite pathetic.

GC said...

Hilarious!

Lazarus Lupin said...

If I knew he was serious about the moonbase I'd vote for the snide one. Luckily, his past history shows he's that unlikely combination of wind and douche bag.

Lazarus Lupin
http://strangespanner.blogspot.com/

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Can't we just dump his pastey ass in a rocket ship and fire him out to space like so much garbage? I think that is something everyone can get behind.

spiderkev said...

As long as they send Santorum,Paul and Romney with him.