At least when NASA landed their spacecraft they were twenty minutes off the coast of Florida. It must totally suck to get out of the junky Russian spacecraft and find yourself in the middle of a freshly plowed field. I guarantee the nearest 7-11 is a least a day's donkey ride away from Butt Fuck Nowhere.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Why Don't These Russian Numnuts Ever Land In The Ocean?
At least when NASA landed their spacecraft they were twenty minutes off the coast of Florida. It must totally suck to get out of the junky Russian spacecraft and find yourself in the middle of a freshly plowed field. I guarantee the nearest 7-11 is a least a day's donkey ride away from Butt Fuck Nowhere.
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They land on land...badass!
NO NO NO... it's not badass, it's unsafe. They have always landed on land. They have lakes and access to the sea. Again, I maintain that there is nothing more dangerous than being part of the Russian space program - crab fisherman look like flower shop owners by comparison.
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