"After I return from throwing up my guts, I want to hear the plan that you and your staff have come up with for removing the offending beast. Kill it only as a last resort but I expect it gone by supper or I expect it to be prepared FOR supper."
Friday, July 27, 2012
Worst Mediterranean Vacation Ever
"I was informed over the phone that this resort was free of giant amphibians. Was I lied to or does this development come as a surprise to you as well?"
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Maybe he's the one that rented the villa, and he's just sunning himself before dinner.
If he rented the villa then where is his passport or other forms of identification? Why does he refuse to answer any of our questions? He just flicks his tongue at me and gives me the 'evil eye'.
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