Friday, August 31, 2012

DO NOT...


•Do NOT run the microwave with nothing inside it. •Do NOT use scotch tape to cover a wound. •Do NOT change your first name. •Do NOT wear jeans on the beach. •Do NOT call again, he/she got your message. •Do NOT play with bear cubs in the wild. •Do NOT play with bear cubs at the zoo. •Just Fuckin' STAY AWAY from the bear cubs.

3 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

But... but... the bear cubs are sooo cuuuuuute!

Unknown said...

Yeah, yeah..they said that about playing with matches too, but I didnt listen then..and I'm not listening now. "Here Bear, here Bear...."

Kal said...

Then the next thing you know the bear is burning down your cabin with those matches you gave him. Oh look honey. Look how cute. He's starting a raging wild fire.

Bears! Even when it was the immigrants I knew it was really them!