It's a delicate balancing act with those human phermones. Do you see why I never leave the house if I can help it? It's a whole world of strange smells.
One thing you never want to go cheap with is cologne. Anybody remember Jade East? I was a Canoe guy back then. Brute sucked. Royal Copenhagen was nice too.
I wore the Drakkar Noir as well! I wore it because my wife (at a time before she became my wife) told me she would follow any man home just for wearing Drakkar Noir.
Then we got married and she insisted that my new cologne should be Egoiste.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
8 comments:
Hahahahaha, yeah. Some men use too much cologne and others need to wear it who don't wear it at all.
It's a delicate balancing act with those human phermones. Do you see why I never leave the house if I can help it? It's a whole world of strange smells.
One thing you never want to go cheap with is cologne. Anybody remember Jade East? I was a Canoe guy back then. Brute sucked. Royal Copenhagen was nice too.
I was a Drakkar Noir guy because I am moody, dark and mysterious - just like their ad campaign.
There was also some kind of toilet water we called Monsieur Houbigant that one of my University Roomies swore by.
I wore the Drakkar Noir as well! I wore it because my wife (at a time before she became my wife) told me she would follow any man home just for wearing Drakkar Noir.
Then we got married and she insisted that my new cologne should be Egoiste.
I had a short lived flirtation with Stetson too. Parallel lives, MD.
Awesome joke! I didn't see that coming!!
The pay-off is terrific, you are right.
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