Friday, May 17, 2013

Of All The Bees That Have Ever Been, I Hate This One The Most

 
This is 'Doo-Bee' the birth control bee. I knew when she showed up that there would be education in things that I didn't need to know as a toddler. Plus Miss Fran never called my name at the end of 'Romper Room' and I know that untrustworthy bee was behind it all. Never trust a human sized bee.
 

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I too waited for my name to be called. Sadly it didn't.

Kal said...

I KNOW. But every other BORT or SHANIQUA was called daily. She saw me looking at her but she ignore me. It was pure spite as far as I am concerned. And if that Bee did nothing about it then that Bee was a collaborator. And I hate collaborators the most.

Nathan said...

Birth Control Bee? But bees have entire swarms of children!

Kal said...

That is what makes DOO-BEE the most evil Bee there is. And we used to call condoms Doobies. The Doobie Brothers were The Birth Control Brothers.

M. D. Jackson said...

You know, now that I think about it, she never called my name either... and my name has been the most popular boy's name for decades! She really was an evil bitch!

Kal said...

What? You think I pull these conspiracy theories out of my ass. That bee was evil I tells ya...EVIL!