Friday, June 13, 2014

I Give Him Advice Because I Care

 
First of all, brother GP, get yourself on the Maury Povich show and get those kids all tested before those females try to stick you with all that child support. I know you like the rep as a great lover but let's be honest, you were in that enclosure for a few hours and I bet you needed a nap after the first couple of 'sessions'. A female Guinea pig will wear a brother out.
 

4 comments:

Konsumterra said...

this is urban myth - i have seen news broadcast on news station twice in a year - i believe it is possible but the number of times reported cant all be true

Kal said...

That Guinea pig has a good publicist.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

With any luck some of the mothers will eat their young so the final count won't be so high.

Kal said...

One can hope.