Haven't I Been Telling You For Years That They Can't Be Trusted?

It's bad enough that this eight legged bastard STOLE the camera in the first place but that it took it little time to figure out how to use it. Now imagine an octopus with a gun....or eight guns and one very evil little brain. This is just the beginning people. They only way to study the beast is on a serving platter with a nice dipping sauce.

 

Next you will let it get it's filthy tentacles on a Swiss Army Knife and everything will go to hell. Have you seen how much damage that plastic toothpick can do to a man's jugular vein? They are not a sweet and kindly creature. Stop letting them fool you with their comical antics.

 

http://6abc.com/science/viral-octopus-steals-camera-then-snaps-photos-of-photographer/542517/

 

 

Squiddly Diddly, who looks more octopus than squid, made his TV debut in 1965 on the Atom Ant/Secret Squirrel Show. An octopus after my own heart, Diddly is an aspiring musician who has the extraordinary ability to play multiple instruments at once. Diddly is confined to a life at Bubbleland, which is an amusement park similar to Sea World. In search of stardom, Diddly continually attempts to break out of Bubbleland, however his escapes are always foiled by the park's administrator, Chief Winchley.

 

 

I think you can all figure out why this baby diaper service went out of business. When you run out of babies because you have eaten them all, you have all but eliminated your client base.