Tuesday, August 4, 2015

I Speak The Truth Because I Am Not Afraid

 
Little Thug led the Nazis into Paris. There is no evil that is the evil that is Cailou...which isn't a real name here in Canada where this bald devil child was born. Fuck you Cailou. I wear a silver and diamond amulet to protect me from him at all times. He is a disciple of Heino, the trust Master of their evil cabal.
 
 
 

4 comments:

spider-kev said...

And you just know evil Bert is bringing up the rear.

Bob/Sally said...

I keep waiting for that 'very special episode' where Cailou's parents finally snap, murder him, and sing nursery rhymes while they bury him in the backyard . . . but I seem to keep missing it.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

That is because Cailou is unkillable. You think with that bald hair style that would mean some childhood leukemia but no such luck. He just likes that style He's a stinking 6 year old germaphobe who would cleanse the entire world in fire if he could.

Damn, that is just good writing.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

And as for Bert. He knows where ALL the bodies are buried.