Dancing With The Stars Team-Ups

 

Bindi Irwin and Derek Hough

 

Baring injury, this will be your winning team.

 

Anna Trebunskaya and Gary Busey

 

Gary Busey is a genuine human freak show and I have to hand it to Anna for teaming up with him. He will not be easy and probably smells like Elmer's School Glue, the white glue. He will move like a horse and probably make horsey sounds at one point. She is Russian and that means nothing other than the fact that she is Russian. All my favorite female ballroom dancers are Russian.

 

 

Alexa PenaVega and Mark Ballas

 

Former Spy Kid and the most creative choreographer of the group of professionals. If the judges give Mark credit (finally) for his creativity, he has the right girl to win with just like last season. It may be his turn to win it all.

 

All other candidates are unknown except for Chaka Khan and Paula Dean. I hope they fight over a stick of butter but the show would edit something out of the live broadcast. Bastards.