Tuesday, September 15, 2015

I Share Because I Care

Once again another person in the US has been diagnosed with the PLAGUE. Yes, the PLAGUE. I can't believe it. Is this the 1200s? Do I live in a society where people only bath once a year whether they needed it or not. Does sewage run in my street? Do rats get to be the size of barn cats in my neighborhood? NO! But somehow, every month I hear about someone in America catching the PLAGUE.

Most modern plague cases in the United States are concentrated in the western part of the nation, particularly northern New Mexico, northern Arizona, southern Colorado, California, southern Oregon and far western Nevada, thought it is not clear why.

I will tell you why. Hillbillies attract PLAGUE. Don't act all stupid and you can live PLAGUE free. And if you are scoring at home, this is NUMBER 14 this year.

 

5 comments:

JDsivraj said...

Those areas are where the squirrels and a couple other rodentish things are that carry the plague.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Is it the Dark Ages all over again?

Margaret Benbow said...

Cal, you are such a snob. Queen Isabella got bathed when she was born,when she got married, and when she died. That was it. It was
good enough for ancient aristocrats, so why isn't it good enough for you?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You are right. I am down right prejudice about puss filled boils. I also don't wear a corset or wear powdered make-up caked with lead.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Hillbillies eat lots of squirrels and other rodents.