My Potential Is Being Wasted

I can also do captions for Tampon companies. Women own cats, woman have cycles. Can't we combine the two into some kind of humorous ad campaign? Or am I not the visionary I thought I was. Are women happy with how these products are sold and marketed to them. Wouldn't kitties help. It sure worked for the Charmin Bears who just pooped a lot in the woods and wiped clean every time. I am saying let's make money off this biologic function.