Friday, November 3, 2017

Haircuts For Serial Killers

 
"Give me the Forward-combed Boogie, Lou."
 

7 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

What, no man buns?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Not in those days. They would beat you to death for even suggesting it.

j-swin said...

Right!?!?

"And make it snappy, Lou. Mary Ellen will be getting home in 30 minutes and I've gotta climb that stalking tree real quite like if I dilly-dally."

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

She is going on a trip by herself on the bus and if she sees my sharp cut she will lower her guard and I can murder her at the first rest stop the bus has on it's route. Then I put HER body back under the bus in my hockey bag and take the car I planted there week's before and drive the other way from her eventually destination. I will always pay the driver some money to pack those bags for me. Then the range of places where she could have been killed expands and they assume that the killer is very smart but he is not really and that will protect him to kill again.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But I have never thought of such evil. I am an executive contour cut so I am Social Servant and we know these guys NEVER SNAP. so I am a busy man. Too busy to kill a girl and certainly too upscale to kill just any ordinary girl. That also takes planning. You really have to damage her car breaks and let her irresponsible driving habits do half the job for you.

j-swin said...

....whoa....

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Sorry, writing an episode of Criminal Minds...lol