Sunday, March 4, 2018

Finally, Someone Else Sees The Madness

Play ruined after cast repeatedly breaks into song for no reason.
Then during one of those songs they perform the most complicated puppet show in puppet show history. And of course 'Gretel'. Something has to be done about GRETEL.
Audience members where left baffled shortly into the performance after the cast members stopped talking to each other like normal human beings and began singing openly to those watching the show.
Theatregoer Tom Booker said: “One minute they were just acting and talking to each other and telling a really interesting story about an Austrian family resisting the Nazis just before the war.
“Then they just started singing to us like that was a totally normal thing to do. It just undermined the authenticity of it for me.
“I should ask for my money back. Or sing for my money back while dancing around like a fucking idiot and see how normal they think it is.”
Fellow audience member Emma Bradford said: “That was some weird, avant-garde shit.”


Debra She Who Seeks said...

If only they had listened to your warnings, you poor Cassandra.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

No one ever does. You know what that get's you? Your whole family is betrayed to the Nazis because your littlest sister couldn't keep her yap shut.