Friday, October 19, 2018

It Was Nice To Know Her

We almost had a crisis here at the CAVE. My kitty, Baroness Simona Bebe made a run out the door for the first time. This cat has never shown any interest in the outside. Then she soon realized it was cold and turned back to the door. Crisis averted but I was freaking out chasing her around the yard.

 
I want to get one of those tazer collars to that if she rushes out the door I can give her enough of a zap to bring her down long enough for me to catch her. Today she waiting in front foyer like she expected to be let outside. Now remember - UNTIL YESTERDAY this mercurial kitty had no interest in what was outside of the protective walls of our house. I tried to teach her to walk around the harness but she put the kibosh on that idea before it even started.

She is a fast cat. She is a very smart cat so I know she is sure to outwit a retard like myself and soon be free again. I hope they next people who take her in after she has been brought back to the shelter. Clearly she has decided that she has options better than living with a loser like me.

I wish her well.

 

6 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I'm glad she came back to the house! Stay home, Baroness, stay home!

j-swin said...

Cats are fickle, ours goes thru spells of wanting to go in the back yard all the time to having no interest in the outside at all for weeks. She just wants to explore.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I taken this very personally.

DrGoat said...

Don't. Your wasting precious emotional energy. You know what cats are like. I got into the habit of giving Tad, our cat, a 2 minute brushing every evening. I missed one time and he acted like I didn't exist for 2 days, until I resumed his nightly brushing. Then it was all good again.

j-swin said...

See? Fickle.

DrGoat said...

Indeed, very.