Sunday, November 11, 2018

I Will Fight To The Death To Stop This Bullshit

These experimental pizza topping must be stopped now. The line must be drawn. PINEAPPLE and no FATHER and I do that under protest. Black olive can go too. But fruit in pizza is wrong. You want fruit, invent somethig else but do not call it Pizza. I thought better than you, Sweden, the land of both Viking and Valkyrie. I give you one shot to end this because I love curling champ Nick Edin from Sweden as well. How can this be an issue because surely you must see as I do that bananna on a pizza is the thing that will finally be the straw that will tip civilization into the abyss.