Monday, February 4, 2019

Don't Start Nuttin', Won't Be Nuttin'

Norway seeking ‘moose truce’ in battle for world’s tallest moose.

There will be no 'truce'. You insulted our Moose when you already had a pretty spiffy moose made of polished silver plates. Your moose is prettier but you had to rub our noses in it even thought our moose was taller but less pretty. We demand satisfaction. You did us dirty, Norway.

Linda Otnes Henriksen is deputy mayor of the Norwegian town, Stor-Elvdal, where Storelgen, the world’s current tallest moose, resides. Now, Henriksen is calling for a “moose truce” with the town of Moose Jaw.


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Who the hell does Norway think it's dealing with? There won't be no stinkin' TRUCE. Our moose will triumph!

DrGoat said...

Personally, I like your moose better. I've never been a fan of chrome art. Don't like that Jeff Koons thing.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Like the Klingons, the Canadians do not make a truce with their moose related enemies.