Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Headlines This Week

Is there like some kind of ceremony where Mayor Pete got a crown and how would this 'Christian' know so much about awards giving for liking cock in this world? And for the longest time I thought the Burger King was the King of Cocks.
Fuck his business ethics. Can we talk about the shape of this guy's HEAD? That is not normal for a human being. In the 1800s he would be part of a travelling freak show. How does one pay attention to anything he has to say when you look at his head?

Omg. I see it.
More anti-beard propaganda by girly men who can't even grow a beard like their sister can.
Oh Pop Pop. Didn't you notice the taste wasn't green apple after a few spoons full?


Debra She Who Seeks said...

I suspect that last one is popular among gay men. They like to put their best foot forward, so to speak. Ask Pete the King of Cocks.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

How does one become the King of Cocks anyways. Is it a hereditary title or does one have to be voted to such an honor?

Forrest Aguirre said...

"What we going to do tomorrow night for twelve hours, Brain?"
"The same thing we always do - try to take over the market."

Debra She Who Seeks said...

The title is awarded annually at the International King of Cocks Competition, silly!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

LOL. Sounds like someone has been the an event so many times she has salt and pepper shakers from their gift shop.