Thursday, October 15, 2020

Let Me Explain The Sequence Of Events About To Happen

1. First Calvin walks in the Walmart to stock up on Lysol wipes and cashew nuts.

2. As he walks to the store he is distracted and horrified by these freaky eyed mannequins.

3. Calmy he walks to the sport department and takes the time to choose a quality aluminum baseball bat.

4. Then he proceeds to smash the heads off as many of these abominations as he can before security drags him away.

5. Calvin becomes a media darling for doing what EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WOULD DO IF SO PROVOKED!


Debra She Who Seeks said...

Quite apart from their looks, their heads seem freakishly small.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

That makes me plan a good one for both adults and children. Small heads come off the body when you hit them easier than larger heads. And you can get the kids involved in the rage early on in life.