I love going ice fishing if I don't have to huddle over a cold hole in some rickety shack freezing my butt off. Not to catch fish but to snowmobile out there and hang out with my mates. If I did catch anything then of course someone else would have to take it off the hook and prepare it. I don't want to see or touch it until its a breaded fish stick. But this premium ice house I could live in all winter. All it really needs is internet access. It already has a satellite dish (SWEET). If it floated in the summer I would be hitting the high seas to catch Blue Marlin in the Gulf of Mexico. But then why ever come back to the cold? One quick stop on the Black Sea to pick up my Ukranian farm girl and then its off to Fiji to start a business painting happy faces on sea shells. My sister lives on the Gold Coast of Australia so I could visit her and my niece and nephew when the sun and fresh sea air became bothersome and you know it would. A Canadian actually misses the cold when away from it too long. Its part of our genetic structure.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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