Follow These Tips If You Want To Survive

It always made me laugh at the advice we are given if/when a nuclear bomb goes off. The craziest one is 'cover your head with newspaper'. NEWSPAPER? Are you kidding me? Personally, I have always heard that the newspaper should be wet. How that helps me not die quickly from radiation poisoning was never made clear. Sounds like we are being punked one last time before nuclear winter sets in.