It's A Fact

Cephalopods are such inter-species racists. The octopus hate the squids and vise versa. It's all one pissing contest between them to determine who has the more manly tentacles. If I can somehow start a rumor, it might just set one after the other and solve my problem for me. They are the Shiite and Sunni of the oceans. Toss a few of those Taliban jellyfish into the mix and maybe we can all finally go into the oceans without fear.

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