Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Universe Hates Us


There is some strange 'Ju Ju' out there in the ether. First the Hoff get's fired and replaced by Howie on 'America's Got No Talent'. Then illiterate Sarah Palin gets a job with Faux News. Finally Simon votes HIMSELF off of 'American Idol'. WTF? If you woke up this morning and just turned on the TV your pop culture tuned head would have just exploded. I care little about all of these people but I still felt that 'shiver in the cosmos'.

Something bad is coming people and I don't mean just more underwear bombers. That is another thing. How stupid do you got to be that you can't get your own underwear to explode? You just gotta love the standards the terrorist recruiters set for themselves. What? 77 virgins in heaven not cutting it anymore in the incentive department? Most of your quality suicide bombers turning you down? Add a nice meatball sub to the deal. I would do anything for a meatball sub.

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