A one year old 'Happy Meal' looks no different than one I could buy today. Look at that toy. Even it is sad about the situation it finds itself in after 365 days.
That is very disturbing because you know Ronald has some scientist in an abandoned missile silo creating the same kind of preservatives that give 'Twinkies' their longevity. Well I guess it's always good to know I can get a 'Big Mac' after the bombs drop.
Bananas go bad after one day and so does a loaf of bread if I leave it out too long. But a YEAR? You could put that on the table and I would eat those fries before I noticed anything was wrong. Messing with my fast food is an octopus tactic and the worst kind of evil.
http://consumerist.com/2010/03/this-1-year-old-happy-meal-has-aged-surprisingly-well.html
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All those preservatives can't be good.
I've been craving McD's all week, and now I've lost my appetite. :(
That is so sick.
All I can say is: ACK!!!
And, after two years, the dessicated burger gets up and walks around, looking for fresh ketchup.
It probably tastes about the same as a one day old one.
I've heard that a typical chemically preserved maraschino cherry will last in the landfill for 500 years, right next to all those disposable diapers.
I blogged about the great Jimmy Kimmel the other day.... I remember him working morning radio and eating a piece of ham that they had pinned to the wall of the studio one year earlier....
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