"Sonic Blaster, 1966 The Mattel Agent Zero M Sonic Blaster 5530 fires compressed air with a deafening blast. Our measurements top out at 157 dB—above a level that can do permanent damage to the hearing of an adult. We rate the toy Not Acceptable."
That toy is definetly cool. Almost as good as the Atomic Cannon I got back in '58. Or the Robot Commando I managed to destroy about a week after Christmas, 62 in think. I was a bad boy.
But you aged better Susan and I doubt your scream at so high a decibel.
The only fun does are the lethal ones. Stop trying to preserve your litte snowflakes. They are more likely to be struck down by ebola or falling meterorites than ever dying from a lawn dart. I think.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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That toy is definetly cool. Almost as good as the Atomic Cannon I got back in '58. Or the Robot Commando I managed to destroy about a week after Christmas, 62 in think. I was a bad boy.
I want it. I live in sheep country; imagine the fun I could have?
But OMG it's as old as I am.
"above a level that can do permanent damage to the hearing of an adult"
That is too funny, so I guess you should not fire this thing at your little brother...
But you aged better Susan and I doubt your scream at so high a decibel.
The only fun does are the lethal ones. Stop trying to preserve your litte snowflakes. They are more likely to be struck down by ebola or falling meterorites than ever dying from a lawn dart. I think.
Want? Need!!!
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