Thursday, October 14, 2010

Daily Reminder - Tattoos

You may think that these creatures are pretty, and you may even express your love for them in polite society, but PLEASE don't tattoo your body in places that visible with the image of these abominations. What? A tattoo of a kitty is not classy enough for you?

When you do this you are just making it easier for me and my agents to find you in a crowd, collaborator. If you are not with us then you are against us and there can't be any compromise on this point.

Even if you are family, you just can't be trusted after you brand yourself this way.

You chose your side the moment you sat in the tattooist's chair. Now you have to live with that, traitor.

*How much am I losing myself in this campaign against the octopus when I can't even tell the difference between a cephalopod and a jellyfish which this is a tattoo of? Thank you Dr. Goat for pointing that out to me. My people are the best. All I see are dragging tentacles.

5 comments:

Pat Tillett said...

It will eventually turn on her and sever the leg...

Kal said...

Of course it will. That is all I am saying. If they don't get you then we will.

DrGoat said...

Have jellyfish been added to your cephalopod sh*t list?

Kal said...

My god. I am confusing everything with a tentacle for cephalopods these days. GAH!

Nathan said...

Maybe it's actually a Healslime.

http://vovatia.wordpress.com/2010/09/22/its-slime-time/