Now that's a bit scary. No wonder the cat is always licking the furniture. And Cal, what the hell is that "thing" in the jar just to the left of the cans?
Oh that is just a mouse and a skull in a jar...HOLY CRAP, that is a mouse and a skull in a jar. How I didn't see that is scary to me because that means any of my enemies can just sneak up on me without sneaking.
Go to a Loblaws. Go to cat food section. Pick up a can of no name cat food. Then go to canned fish. Pick up a can of no name tuna. Perchase both. At home open both cans onto plate save the cans. Serve both not telling which is which, unless someone notices don't say a word. Now look at the back of the cans. Nearly identical ingreadients and flavor! Discusting either way but true.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Yum um?
So that is why my eggs taste lemon fresh.
Now that's a bit scary. No wonder the cat is always licking the furniture. And Cal, what the hell is that "thing" in the jar just to the left of the cans?
Oh that is just a mouse and a skull in a jar...HOLY CRAP, that is a mouse and a skull in a jar. How I didn't see that is scary to me because that means any of my enemies can just sneak up on me without sneaking.
So whats wrong with shiny food anyway?
A dull looking ham is just not worth eating, dammit.
It's the same stuff in both cans.
Go to a Loblaws. Go to cat food section. Pick up a can of no name cat food. Then go to canned fish. Pick up a can of no name tuna. Perchase both. At home open both cans onto plate save the cans. Serve both not telling which is which, unless someone notices don't say a word. Now look at the back of the cans. Nearly identical ingreadients and flavor!
Discusting either way but true.
So what you are saying is that I can save on fish AND share with the cat at the same time? Bonus!
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