I *knew* God rocked an AK47 platform, and not some pussy AR or M4!
Affordable,relatively indestructible, easy to maintain, cheap ammo, superior short and mid-range balistics.... and now endorsed by both God and The Official Gun Nut of the Cave of Cool.
God was in the Matrix (the Architect) but only in an Illuminati Masonic sense. That's why the flick triggered all those high school trench coat shootings.
Oh, and everyone, DON'T go out and buy yourself an AK-47. You will only shoot yourself or a loved one in the foot and there goes your good times right out the window.
You know, everybody questions it when God says he needs something. "What does God need with a rifle?" "What does God need with a starship?" Maybe he just likes rifles and starships, OK? Does he have to explain everything just because he's God???!!!
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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That, or he was MacReady in The Thing
I *knew* God rocked an AK47 platform, and not some pussy AR or M4!
Affordable,relatively indestructible, easy to maintain, cheap ammo, superior short and mid-range balistics.... and now endorsed by both God and The Official Gun Nut of the Cave of Cool.
I suggest everyone pick one up for themselves.
God was in the Matrix (the Architect) but only in an Illuminati Masonic sense. That's why the flick triggered all those high school trench coat shootings.
Push the 'Try Me' button and get that pesky limp taken care of.
"And God needs an assault rifle because..."
Escalation. Satan carries semi-automatics, you carry automatics.
God needs an assault gun to make a statement: he is not the ordinary imaginary friend.
I thought you only bought American Paladin. Nice to see your gun nuttery is truly global. Nothing but the finest people on my sit.
Some funny stuff here people.
Oh, and everyone, DON'T go out and buy yourself an AK-47. You will only shoot yourself or a loved one in the foot and there goes your good times right out the window.
You'll shoot your eye out.
Oh come on Kal, God's got one, why can't I have one... way to spoil the fun.
Because Chunky B, God will not accidently shoot the cat. Now you....
Cal - I'm nothing if not practical.. Same reason that I drive a Toyota Tacoma. The AK47 of Trucks.
DrGoat - That cracked me up :)
Really? I thought god would probably be sporting a light saber and NOT a cod piece...
That is the benefit of being God. You don't have to explain your fashion choices to anyone.
You don't know Pat. There could be a lightsaber behind that codpiece if you catch my drift.
An automatic weapon is very crude compared to a lightsaber. If god existed, it would be using state of the art sorcery.
You know, everybody questions it when God says he needs something. "What does God need with a rifle?" "What does God need with a starship?" Maybe he just likes rifles and starships, OK? Does he have to explain everything just because he's God???!!!
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