Friday, January 7, 2011

I Had No Idea God Was In The MATRIX

And God needs an assault rifle because...

16 comments:

Alex and Ben said...

That, or he was MacReady in The Thing

Paladin said...

I *knew* God rocked an AK47 platform, and not some pussy AR or M4!

Affordable,relatively indestructible, easy to maintain, cheap ammo, superior short and mid-range balistics.... and now endorsed by both God and The Official Gun Nut of the Cave of Cool.

I suggest everyone pick one up for themselves.

Anonymous said...

God was in the Matrix (the Architect) but only in an Illuminati Masonic sense. That's why the flick triggered all those high school trench coat shootings.

DrGoat said...

Push the 'Try Me' button and get that pesky limp taken care of.

Bubbashelby said...

"And God needs an assault rifle because..."

Escalation. Satan carries semi-automatics, you carry automatics.

D.I. Felipe González said...

God needs an assault gun to make a statement: he is not the ordinary imaginary friend.

Kal said...

I thought you only bought American Paladin. Nice to see your gun nuttery is truly global. Nothing but the finest people on my sit.

Some funny stuff here people.

Kal said...

Oh, and everyone, DON'T go out and buy yourself an AK-47. You will only shoot yourself or a loved one in the foot and there goes your good times right out the window.

DrGoat said...

You'll shoot your eye out.

chunky B said...

Oh come on Kal, God's got one, why can't I have one... way to spoil the fun.

Kal said...

Because Chunky B, God will not accidently shoot the cat. Now you....

Paladin said...

Cal - I'm nothing if not practical.. Same reason that I drive a Toyota Tacoma. The AK47 of Trucks.

DrGoat - That cracked me up :)

Pat Tillett said...

Really? I thought god would probably be sporting a light saber and NOT a cod piece...

Kal said...

That is the benefit of being God. You don't have to explain your fashion choices to anyone.

You don't know Pat. There could be a lightsaber behind that codpiece if you catch my drift.

D.I. Felipe González said...

An automatic weapon is very crude compared to a lightsaber. If god existed, it would be using state of the art sorcery.

Kelly Sedinger said...

You know, everybody questions it when God says he needs something. "What does God need with a rifle?" "What does God need with a starship?" Maybe he just likes rifles and starships, OK? Does he have to explain everything just because he's God???!!!