I was doing some cruising through my archive tonight to look for images I want to post on Tumblr and I came across this gem (really people, you HAVE to go back into the vast voluminous history of the Cave of Cool. Lotss of good stuff back there). Since I have so many more people who are regular contributors to the discussion here at the 'Cave of Cool' I thought I would ask you to do this one and post your results in the comment section.
If I were a month, I’d be June If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday If I were a time of day, I'd be early early morning If I were a planet, I’d be Mars If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Blue Whale - they eat squid. If I were a direction, I’d be North. If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a Bookcase. If I were a liquid, I’d be Pepsi cola. If I were a gemstone, I’d be Ruby. If I were a tree, I’d be Mahogany. If I were a tool, I’d be a Swiss Army Knife. If I were a flower, I’d be a Tulip. If I were a kind of weather, I would be a wild lightning storm. If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Violin. If I were a color, I’d be Crimson. If I were an emotion, I’d be Ennui. If I were a fruit, I’d be a Mandarin Orange. If I were a sound, I’d be a Meow. If I were an element, I’d be Calvinium. If I were a car, I’d be a Aston Martin. If I were a food, I’d be a Pizza. If I were a place, I’d be Saltzburg Austria. If I were a material, I’d be Velvet. If I were a taste, I’d be Cherry. If I were a scent, I’d be fresh cut grass. If I were an object, I’d be a Rapier. If I were a body part, I'd be a Closed Fist. If I were a facial expression, I’d be rolling my eyes. If I were a song, I’d be a Rock Lobster. If I were a pair of shoes, I would be Loafers.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.