Wednesday, February 9, 2011
My New Sword And Overgrown Beard
Luckily I have no one around me to impress so while I will continue to shave my head every few days (because it feels SO good on a cool pillow), it might not be until spring that I trim up my beard.
Might happen earlier if some woman would proclaim that she loves me enough to make the effort worthwhile. You have to admit that I have a beautiful bald head. I know you all want to rub it for luck. Just ask first or that luck you receive will be bad.
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Dude. That's bad ass. If you get an eye patch you could be a super-villain!
That is one mighty impressive beard. I'm way jealous of that & your new sword. If I were a man, you'd better believe that I'd be sporting a gigantic fluffy beard over the cold winter months.
If I were in the Cave of Cool, I'd have to ask permission to both rub your head & tug on your beard. Through a friend of mine who can also grow such an impressive array of man-hair, I learned I find beard-tugging very soothing.
COULD BE A SUPER VILLAIN??? I think I am already one.
Sarah if you came to the Cave of Cool you could rub or tug anything you want. LOL. I got to use all the tools in my arsenal to impress the ladies.
Looks like you're becoming a Templar: http://disneycomics.free.fr/Ducks/Rosa/show.php?num=24&loc=D2001-024&s=date
Righteous whiskers, man :)
My beard hasn't been that dark since I was in my 30's. It's mostly white now. The hair on my head hasn't changed for the most part - yet. The grey hairs on my head tend to be kinked like little lightning bolts when they do come in though.
I've got a feeling I'll look like a combination of Albert Einstein and Don King when the whole thing goes grey :)
Paladin - as far as looks go, it's not a bad one to have.
When my wife and I started going out I had a full beard and she told me that she could not marry a man unless she knew what he looked like underneath the whiskers. So I shaved it off. She said I could grow it back but I kept clean shaven until two or three years ago when I grew the goatee that I now sport. It's very salt and pepper but my wife likes it and I try to keep it neat to please my baby.
Also, I used to have a few swords but I gave them away years ago, to my brother who is a sword fanatic.
I think he is still the Baron of Lionsgate so he got a lot more use out of them than I ever did.
If I was teaching or had a girlfriend I would do the neatly trimmed thing too. But since I don't I kinda let it grow free in the winter. All scraggy like I am living in a cave in the tundra with judgemental Polar Bears and kitties gaurding the entrance. Hey wait, that sounds familiar.
Looks quite beautiful when I do shave and scult down to the goatee but I only do that once the weather gets warm. I go to the old barber guy in the mini-mall near me and get and old fashioned hot towel and razor shave. That is an experience (like a fine cigar and cognac) that a man owes to himself at least once a year.
Isn't that like giving away your SOUL, buddy? I feel like my sword is a part of me and I have only had it a few days.
I figured you for a cognac and cigars kind of guy. I'll have to add those to my list of things to pack when I eventually head out your way.
I don't think I actually gave up the swords, as I recall they were actually kind of... taken... when my brother moved out of my parent's house while I was away at university.
I could probably have a sword or two in the house now that I no longer have small children to worry about.
You really look badass. Ever tried to join the Dark Side? We have cookies (low fat cookies).
I look forward to that visit MD.
You wouldn't want me D.I. I would take your cookies, pretend to be on your side then betray the hell out of you at the last minute. I really can't be trusted in dramatic situations like that.
Just so you know, I have a broad sword and sweet skills anytime you need to practice your moves.
I knew you had your 'soul sword'. I like how a person's sword choice reflects on their personality.
Actually it's not by my choice. I'm more of a short sword kind of guy. I used to do housekeeping at a weekly stay inn and someone left it behind in a room. I got to keep it when no one came to claim. I actually got a lot of cool stuff that way.
Short swords from which era? Spartans, Greeks, Romans? L.A. Street Gangs?
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