Sunday, April 17, 2011

Is Your Stick Man Too Skinny?


Personally I blame the stickman fashion and modelling industries which are run by gay designers and old women who hate women. That is why all the stick models have to be super-thin. No room on the catwalk for average sized stick people. That impossible body standard just sets a bad example for young teen stick girls who need to realize they don't need to be rail thin to be loved.

5 comments:

TS Hendrik said...

I think the extra weight kind of makes him look like a penguin.

M. D. Jackson said...

As Leonard Cohen said: "I don't like your fashion business, Mister!"

Kal said...

"...and I don't like the drugs that keep ya thin."

Paladin said...

You'll notice that the plus sized stick figure is the only one with a smile on its face.... the other's are expressionless drones who don't have then energy to smile due to the whole binge/purge thing.

Paradox Al said...

Cool! I'll start drawing ALL my stickmen like that smiling fellow from now on. =)